Lyrics

Because we are constantly reminded that Tony is just a little better than all of us...

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A Room of Our Own

You’ve got truffles and
I got sage
You got pills
And I’m a healthy age
You’ve got a trainer Tony,
I got beer.
You’ve got overpriced
And I got weird.

Well it’s alright
We’re not the same as you’ve already shown
It’s alright
Yes, we all have a room of our own.

You’re at Nordstrom’s buying who knows what.
I love shopping in the yards out front.
You love golfing at the nicest clubs
I go playing at the big Putt-Putt

Well it’s alright
We’re not the same as the old man has shown
It’s alright
Yes, we all have a room of our own.

You get all those tootsie rolls because you ask and then you say please…ooo
Such a joke
While I can’t get the waiter at the restaurant to cater to me…oh no…
No no no no no nooooooooooo