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Mr Tony loves the sea salt Triscuits
Jeanne McManus loves rosemary Triscuits
Gary Braun likes wheat thins more than Triscuits
Nigel likes the boring water biscuits
Mr Tony loves the sea salt Triscuits

He eats those things a whole box at a time (yeah)
Washes 'em down with a bottle of wine
He's at the kitchen sink standing all alone
I bet he's glad that nobody's home
They're just so tasty, yeah they're really really tasty (oh, yeah)

Mr Tony loves the sea salt Triscuits
Jeanne McManus hates tomato Triscuits
Gary Braun can name a hundred Triscuits
Whoever knew there were so many Triscuits
Mr Tony loves the sea salt Triscuits