Lyrics

Idea is based on TK's "week from hell" on the PTI Show (plus: how does Kelliher not have a jingle yet?), and my own aspiration that TK will one day join the likes of Barry Melrose and myself in absolute hockey fandom... Anyways, barring that ridiculous scenario (in which I imagine Tony sporting a Jaromir Jagr-like mullet wig on the PTI program) I simply want to acknowledge the irony that is TK regularly, reluctantly discussing the ratings-killer that is hockey in such entertaining radio segments.

Expertly performed by Steve Lipton, based on David Bowie's "Life on Mars?"

Lyrics:

"It's a Thursday," is what I said
To the man with the bald orange head
But while Tony is yelling, "No!"
I reply: "Hey who's running this show?"
And Wilbon is nowhere to be seen
In walks Melrose with his poutine
To the seat right across from Tone
TK realizes what this means

This show could be the last for your
Curmudgeon host heading for the door
Now he's stopped by a tray of food
Here's my chance to tell Tony that:

Hockey is leading off today's show
"C'mon man!
What're we even doing here?
That's it, I'm quitting this show"
But I know it's just Tony
Threatening emptily, he'll
Be back, the pay is way too good here
That's why I put up with him
on the PTI show