Lyrics

To the tune of I'm on Fire by the Boss

Hey Mr. Tony we've got a fire pit
Would you like to come over and have a sit with me
And watch a human pyre?
Oh oh oh
I'm on fire

We never thought this would be a bad idea
But we bought it on sale at our local Ikea oh yeah
Things are getting dire
Oh oh oh
I'm on fire

It feels like someone took a match baby little and hot
And lit a small bonfire on the end of my sock
At night we get drunk with our fancy new friends
Not thinking this would lead to one of our ends oh yeah
Guess Tony's not a liar
Oh oh oh
I'm on fire
Oh oh oh
I'm on fire