Lyrics

Here's your chance to root for Baltimore, Jack
The Nats are down and they're not coming back
Like a textbook Caps playoff choke
The Nats have made the local sports scene a joke

Everybody has a broken heart
DC sports fans have a broken heart
Send Roark to the Redskins and he might start
Ovechkin is next in line to break, break break your heart

Les Boullez might just win 50 games
But don't get suckered by the way they play
Come the playoffs they'll find ways to disgrace
You'll wish John Wall could be shot into space

Learn to live with all your broken hearts
There's no avoiding all the broken hearts
You're promised Cartier and you get K-Mart
Everyboy has a bro-o-o-ken heart...