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I guess I had to jump on the javelina train, too. Though to be fair, some of you know I do have a thing for pigs.

Kornheiser’s off to Phoenix, baby, to see the ‘hawks and the Pats
The Ativan’s all expired so instead he’ll be flyin’ with a great big dose of Xanax
Pizza Bianco with the old gang, hope they make a fuss
Tony scarfs down the pasta, as long as his food don’t touch
He’ll be achy and tired when they drag him outside for golfing with Wilbon
He’s out here on business, baby, but he might as well have fun
Aw and Mike’s got some brand new clubs!

Javelinas! Right there on the fairway
May be blind but those tusks sure do scare ya
Guess they’re safer than New Jersey bears are
Javelinas so you better beware


After "Rosalita" by Bruce S.