Lyrics

I still remember what I’ve said all September Drew Storen’s woes had sure doomed the Nats
And I remember what I said last December, “Still choking dogs” I labeled the Caps
You might remember how often I’ve mentioned Dwight Howard kills his team, now where have you heard that?
“I still remember,” that’s my new expression for “I believe I had that, had that, had that.”

A parody of "Try to Remember" by John Fitzpatrick from the musical "The Fantasticks"