Lyrics

Lyrics: Brad Weiss Vocal: Julie Corsaro (the mother of my first born masculine child)

You've been noshin' when you coulda been list'nin
And that's a story we've just heard in hour one
You keep chucklin' when you might have been cryin'
Because a gunshot wound is really not that fun

The news is not for laughing
But that's just what you do
Kevin Sheehan that news
Just makes your colleagues laugh at you

You kept yackin' when you coulda been writing
Style section, sports page, columnettes HA!
You're just yodelin' when you oughta be nappin'
And when the mailbag comes, it's the Littles who write that!

These fingers aren't for typing
Cuz that's not what they do
You don't get paid to write
For that I guess you'll blame Raju

Parody of Lee Hazlewood's "These Boots Are Made For Walking"