Lyrics

Shooooooe. I don’t know what to do!
There’s a hole in my shoe, how can this be?
Shooooooe, Oh no, I just bought you.
How I’ll say goodbye, I cannot see.
Shoooooe, just don’t know what to do!
Oh Lord, I ask you, why me?

*A parody of “Blue” as made famous by Patsy Cline, Leeann Rimes, and others.