Nosebleed

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A parody of a song by Cher.
A Collaboration by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota & John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 02/19/2018  Released: 02/20/2019  First aired: 02/25/2019

Lyrics

Big props to John FitzMagic for writing this hilarious one for me to sing. I had, er, too much fun.

Lyrics:
Been a tough weekend for our guy Tony
This global warming dries things out you see
Headed to Sibley, that’s the ER he chose
The rookie doctor stuck a balloon up his nose

Nose bleed, he’s sure he’s near the end
Nose bleed, bleeds so much it just won’t mend
Nose bleed, time to fix that four by four
Drive him to the morgue and slide him inside a drawer

*A parody of Half-Breed by Cher.

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Is It Tony Or Tony K? (Should I Stay Or Should I Go?) by Kj Ohnstad

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  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Perfect
    2083 days ago.
  • billpitcher in New York’s Adirondacks
    The last line is great!
    2083 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Killer closing line! Love the Cher/Kj. Nice work all!!
    2084 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Sonny Bono is smiling somewhere in the great beyond. Great job, KJ!
    2084 days ago.

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