Lyrics

Big props to John FitzMagic for writing this hilarious one for me to sing. I had, er, too much fun.

Lyrics:
Been a tough weekend for our guy Tony
This global warming dries things out you see
Headed to Sibley, that’s the ER he chose
The rookie doctor stuck a balloon up his nose

Nose bleed, he’s sure he’s near the end
Nose bleed, bleeds so much it just won’t mend
Nose bleed, time to fix that four by four
Drive him to the morgue and slide him inside a drawer

*A parody of Half-Breed by Cher.