Lyrics

Look at my driveway, such a snowy driveway, innit?
2-0-0-1-5 got another one.
Should I call up the show,
Have 'em send in Ali,
Or just drive my Jeep,
And plow through my own snow?

I'll sign another hat,
that'll do it
Who won't want that,
Nothing to it!

I can't shovel, I won't shovel
I've got ticker trouble & I'm an old man
It may be sweepable but I won't sweep it either,
Cuz I've got the Sheehan boys to
Push my shovel!

*A parody of "There's Your Trouble" by The Dixie Chicks