I Need A Mural (Hero)

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A parody of a song by Bonnie Tyler.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 02/08/2019  Released: 02/09/2019  First aired: 02/19/2019

Lyrics

Thanks to Kevin for the idea! I usually don't repeat jingles I've already done, but I had an idea for a redux immediately after Tony started talking about the mural. When Kevin posted the idea, all the stars aligned and I just couldn't resist! :)

Lyrics:
Where has all the cheap work gone?
Who will paint your walls for free?
Will somebody do it for a bowl of Wilbon's chili?
Isn't there an artist who just wants to be seen?
Late at night I toss and turn
And I dream of everything that I need.

I need a mural!
I need a mural downstairs right across from the can.
And It's gotta be big,
And it better be free
C'mon man. Don't you know who I am?

I need a mural!
I need a mural right now, need it painted for free!
Just imagine all the exposure you'll get
When the patrons go down there to pee...when they go pee

*A parody of Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler

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  • Ruth Bandler
    Fantastic!
    1965 days ago.