Lyrics

Another fabulous Bill Barto special here. Thanks, Bill!

Lyrics:
Battery
Gives us power we rely on.
Whether it’s the alkaline
Or the lithium ion.
You power up my toothbrush,
Even though you’re not electric.
I don’t know much about the science,
Espec’lly when it’s metric
You really don’t remember
Every month, the sponsor said
They’ll send a brand new toothbrush head
And a Battery?

*A parody of "Gloria" as performed by Laura Branigan