Lyrics

[Doh! Just heard an earlier take on Van the Man. Sorry for stepping on any toes]

We sell windows two for one
Can't get Kind Bars on the phone
If these sales weasels weren't so dumb
We could monetize the podcast.

And when that mailbag theme is sung
Tony's gonna read some notes

And when that mailbag theme is sung
He's gonna read some
There may not be time to read yours but

[I am not gonna hit that note. Whaddya think, I'm crazy?]