Lyrics

This just in: Mr. Tony hates Fiats. Or is it people from Jersey? Or people from Jersey who drive Fiats on his street? Or people from Jersey who drive Fiats and park on his street in the wrong direction? Or "honeys" in Fiats that park in the wrong direction on his street? Well, you get the point. On second thought, there might not be a point.

Lyrics:
There used to a certain extent of driver courtesy.
Now it seems, the motto's "I can do what I please."
What makes you think you can put that thing here facing East?
Your Jersey plates don't negate!
They only further enrage an otherwise calm man like me.
Honey, what ya doing, get that Fiat off the road right away!
Ooh, the more I look at you the hotter I get, yeah.
And we both know I couldn't beat up frog
but you're lucky my dog's not an ape!
Blah blah blah blah (fade)

*A parody of "Kiss From A Rose" by Seal