Lyrics

What I got, I got a football pickin' monkey
What I got, I thought a chimp becomes a monkey
Courtney's got a lock like you put on your trunk, see
Carville's s'posed to call but his schedule's kinda funky

What I got, I got a brown rice sea salt Triscuit
I got invited to your wedding but I missed it
My son Michael makes a mighty fine brisket
Scared to death of flying but sometimes I gotta risk it

They're pickin' brackets with Tony Kornheiser
Pat Forde's wise, Phil's Mom is wiser
To Michael Wilbon, it's not a surprise, oh
How come everybody questions Junior's waist size? Oh!

Do you know who I am, who I am now?
Do you know who I am, who I am now?
Do you know who I am, who I am now?
I CAN NAME EVERY MEMBER OF THE RASCALS!