Lyrics

So buying the little house and Chads is not enough - he's gonna buy a whole town? What's next? A G5 and a horse? Why not? They'd all fit in well in This Town Stinks! Plus, he could park his Edsel anywhere he pleased.

Lyrics:
Kicked out my neighbors and bought their home (ya got 30 minutes!)
Bought Chads, my income's disposable.
But something's missing, it's got me down.
I'm gonna buy me a whole damn town.
You see I got money
Lots and lots of money.
And I need more folks to fire!
You see I got money
So Ima spend my money
So bye Reduction bye bye.

It's called This Town Stinks (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Come buy lots of drinks (at Chads, Chads, Cha, Cha, Cha, Chads)
Build "Kornheiser's Links" (Nice shot Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom)
Got 19 new sinks (Wine time, wine, wine, wine, wine)
But for God's sakes, no hockey rinks!

*A parody of "I Wanna Be Rich" by Cab Calloway