Chokin' Dogs

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A parody of a song by Elvis Presley.
Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 12/29/2013  Released: 12/29/2013  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Pretty much sums up the season of the Washington Football Club and if the rumors are true, the eventual firing of Mike Shanahan:

Lyrics:

You ain't nothin' but chokin' dogs,
Gaggin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a buncha dogs,
Chokin' all the time.
Well, you ain't got no draft picks, not for a long, long time.

When they said he was "all in," that was just a lie.
When they said you'd make the playoffs, now that was just a lie.
Well, you're worse than the Jaguars, and that just ain't no lie.

You ain 't nothin' but chokin' dogs, we don't wanna hear you whine.
You ain't nothin' but chokin' dogs, for you I ain't got the time.
You ain't nothin' but dogs & I'm leaving ON these pants of mine.

Parody of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley

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  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    Thanks guys!
    3789 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Awesome stuff Kj! Two of my favorites, Elvis and the "Skins!!
    3791 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Love this!!!! Outstanding !!!
    3792 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Ha, awesome! Great job, Kj!
    3793 days ago.