Lyrics

Watching the Nats I see Chris in those seats again
He’s sitting so close but I don’t think that he knows there’s game
In front of his face good thing there’s some netting
He looks at his phone, and then he talks
Again with the phone, when does he watch?
You know from those seats Cillizza could see
the game… but not now
Guess he’ll watch the game some day down the road
But for now there’s wine & cheese to enjoy
What the hell’s a Cracker Jack anyway!!?

A parody of Elvis Presley, "If I Can Dream"