Lyrics

Give me a place I can park
where it's free every time...
And paint me a mural at Chatter
that won't cost me a dime...
And gimme a "Little" who can put it in a jingle
and, make it all rhyme!

This bar is For Profit, Full Service
so come fill up the till....
And bring me some pickles
the kind without that buttery dill....

And we'll all be watching playoff hockey
so come on now let's chill !

We'll watch the Nats play ball,
We'll be chuggin' Johnny Walker Blue
But by Eight I'll be tired
so I gotta go to bed and snooze
but if the bullpen gives it up again,
I'm gonna blow my fuse!!

By Joe Aro
Parody of G.I. Blues (Elvis Presley, 1960, the movie with Juliet Prowse)