Too Much Snow
Lyrics
Big thanks to Jason for again listening to me whine about my new Garage Band and giving me some much-appreciated suggestions. I wasn't too happy with how this one turned out but I'm moving on- maybe it's time to switch to Audacity? Anyone if Audacity just has a basic vocal with no added effects? I can't seem to find that in the new GB.
Lyrics:
They said keep your cool. It's just an inch or two.
I wish nothing but you're all hit by a bus.
I should have listened to him, should have rolled with Sheehan.
Instead I'm stuck behind a guy in a Prius.
At every block he's stopping;
All for a simple dusting.
Get your a@& off the road and free us!
But that's just the first part, the worst is yet to start, Pepco'll fail and I'll have to store my cottage cheese outside. No!
And man I stink at starting a fire and though I've got wood, that ain't no good, we're gonna die! Gonna die! We're all gonna die!
And it's here. The snowpocalypse!
What a mess is coming, 23.6'
I won't be in on Monday, I'll be bunkered down in 20015.
Too, too, too much snow!
*A parody of "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette
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