Lyrics

This here’s the story ‘bout Barry Sverluga
He went downtown to nosh on beluga
With news of The Orchid, and the Tour PGA
The only thing for certain is what Tony would say:

“So I ask where are we now?”
(Don’t you know another question?)
“But it’s all that I know how!”
(I can make a few suggestions…)

Barry’s friend is one Satchmo Kornheiser
A penguin dancin’ philosophizer
Two hours a day he gives a piece of his mind
Like he couldn’t get his blurb appearing first on The Grind

Ho-dee-HO-dee-ho-dee-HO!
(Yes we know it’s Tony’s show!)
He-dee-HE-de-he-dee-HE!
(Two for him and one for me…)

BAR-RYYYY BAR-RYYYYYY