Lyrics

There's an orange man who knows
about the store that won't close
you won't catch him at 7/11
When down one aisle you see
ding dongs beer and Friskies
that is no place to buy a chicken sandwich
Ooh ooh ooh
oooh oooh oooh oooh
he won't be dining at 7/11
If you can't get to The Palm
well these nachos are the bomb!
and a Snickers can really satisfy you
If it's a blizzard that you dread
they have T.P. and bread
buy a Hustler while you're sipping your coffee
(And the bread is Wonder......)

Parody of LED ZEP
Lyrics/Vocal by Paul Aldrich & Joe Aro
With apologies to Mr. Weiss