Avocado (Desperado)

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Recorded by Jack Wright in Frederick, MD in United States
Recorded: 01/19/2016  Released: 01/19/2016  First aired: 01/20/2016

Lyrics

Avocado

A snack you can’t call a dud
It tickles Tim Kurkjian’s taste buds
With every bite
He finds a ripe one
Tim knows it’s ready for peeling
And he can’t shake this feeling
That he’ll make guac tonight

But Kevin has a forecast that should have Kurkjian worried
A forecast that is cold and packed with sleet
Get to the grocery pronto, Tim, before it starts to flurry
And stock up on the only food that you will eat

Avocado

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  • Thomas Graham in Tucson, As.
    Ireally love this song. Laugh out loud.
    3163 days ago.
  • Sid
    Been stuck in my head since
    3198 days ago.
  • Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
    fantastic job on this one. I've been missing hearing Kurkjian's giggle from SvP's Ball-more accent and his reaction was priceless.
    3203 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    There may be nothing better on the show than Kurkjian keeled over laughing and celebrating his enjoyment of the jingle silliness. So well done, Jack!
    3204 days ago.
  • Coqui in Fairfax, VA
    epic!
    3204 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Multi airings is always a sign that you've done something nice!!
    3205 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Hearing that reaction from Tim, that's what it's all about!!!
    3205 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Brad, I thought the same thing when he said they've never heard from Jack before. This is so great, Jack!
    3207 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    This is great - nice putting together avocados and the coming snow storm. And I still have a soft spot for "Who are these people?!" ;)
    3210 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    "From whom we have received nothing before"?? Almost as good as, "We're unfamiliar with Brad Weiss." sonsabitches - funny one!
    3210 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    You can never have enough Eagles. Apparently there's a new documentary out about them. Haven't seen it myself...
    3211 days ago.
  • Jack Wright in Frederick, MD in United States
    Man, this has happened to me twice now! First with Brad and now with Sean.
    3211 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    That would be me Jerry, but this most certainly trumps it. Well done fellow Fredericktonian!
    3211 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Oh sure, that happens to every one of us.
    3211 days ago.
  • tbone1 in Indianapolis
    Today I was trying to schedule a CT scan and this kept playing in my head while I as trying to think about contrast agents. Great job!
    3211 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    It was!! http://tkjingles.com/893.a
    3211 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    How soon they forget... :) But I swear that someone did this same parody a year ago. Am I imagining things? Maybe it was is in the rubbish bin?? Or it's just so on point you just assume it must have been done before?
    3211 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    he was only off by 5, steve. great job, jack!
    3211 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Thank God we have Joe to set me straight... I thought Tony remembers what he says.
    3211 days ago.
  • Jack Wright in Frederick, MD in United States
    Haha Thanks guys. In their defense, I haven't sent in a song in almost a year. I need to get back to writing jingles more regularly.
    3211 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    And Jack CREATED the JUNIOR FRANCHISE!!!!!!
    3211 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Not Jack's first time!! One of my ALL TIMERS is "Why Are You Scared Tony?"
    3211 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    They have such a SHORT MEMORY!!!! Great job!!
    3211 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    First time, air time!!! Great job - Tony LOVED it.
    3211 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Thanks. Yeah, I learned that there are terribly few words that rhyme with both "desperado" and "bud".
    3212 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Good one - I was working up "False Bravado" but it didn't really have a natural fit with Mr. Tony's quirks.
    3212 days ago.

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