Lyrics

Many thanks to Joey The Jammer for helping me put the dude in duet.

"Waiting For A Girl Like You [or a Newspaper]"

So long
I awoke before four, I've been waiting too long
I know I could read the news online
I’m just so old and I’m so disinclined
Cause I love the feel
And I circle stuff

No paper in sight, this guy is a rube
Now I need to know if he’ll change his route

Maybe that’s wrong
I don’t care just so I don’t have to wait this long
It’s all for work, my intentions are pure
I’m more important I’m sure

I've been waiting for my newspaper
It’s causing so much strife
I’m here waiting as the rain soaks through
How slow does this guy drive?
I'd be writing if not for Raju
How did that jerk survive?
Yeah, clinging to my old-world view
So, welcome to my life

A parody of “Waiting For A Girl Like You” by Foreigner (or Boston, or Kansas, or Styx, or REO Speedwagon, or Journey, or Loverboy, or one of those bands)