Lyrics

To the tune of Runaway by Del Shannon

As I walk around the White House, celebs I've found
Avoid me, they quickly turn around
And when I start to talk, they fidget or check their watch
They smile, and then they start to walk

Anna Kendrick is her name
Why does she seem to be in so much pain?
Should I go talk to Larry?
Or chat with Tom Petty?

And I wonder
I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder
Why
Why-why-why-why-why they run away
And I wonder if they'll talk to me today
Celebs they runaway, run-run-run-run-run runaway