Lyrics

Ground Control to Orange Guy
Ground Control to Orange Guy
Take your Ativan and kiss your butt goodbye

Ground Control to Tony K
Commencing drink service, make it pay
Keep on drinking all that Johhnie Walker Blue

This is Ground Control to Tony K
The drugs should now kick in
And the plane is actually flying in the air
But you're feeling really mellow so who cares

"This is Tony K to Ground Control
I'm drunker than a rat
And I'm floating in a drug related haze
And I just might get 8 hours of sleep hooray

For here
Am I crammed against a moose can
Parked right next to me
She's taking too much too
But at least she's not Raju

'Cause we didn't leave from PTI
I'm feeling kind of ill
And That street don't look like Rockville Pike below
Tell the woman I'm related to by marriage hello"

Ground Control to Tony K
You seem upset, are you ok
Are you grumpy, Mister Tone?
Are you grumpy, Mister Tone?
Are you grumpy, Mister Tone?
Are you....

Here am I crammed against a moose can
Parked right next to me
She's taking too much too
It's worse than Nigel reading news

A parody of David Bowie, "Space Oddity"