"Sheehan" (Parody of "Starman")

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A parody of a song by David Bowie.
Recorded by ElliotO in Commack, NY
Recorded: 02/28/2015  Released: 02/28/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Two-oh-oh-one-five is it going to sno-o-ow
That's what I asked on the radio-o-o
What about those Littles listening to the show? I don't care, I said...

Then he spoke and my smile did fa-a-ade
Out on the weather terrace don't look grea-ea-eat
Well, you can see it if you turn on NewsChannel 8

Kevin Sheehan, what's that in the sky?
Don't tell me 'bout a blizzard, 'cause I just might lose my mind
Kevin Sheehan, what's that in the sky?
Will I need to call a driver to get home from PTI?
Please tell me...what's the radar showing?
What's the wind chill blowing?
And can the Terps keep winning?

NAM, NAM-NAM, NAM, NAM, NAM-NAM, NAM, NAM, NAM-NAM, NAM, NAM, NAM-NAM

The European Model's looking gri-i-im,
I'm sorry, Tony, it's a wintry mi-i-x
It's not a good night to be driving on the Bay Bridge

Looked out my Window Nation window, I saw white
No eggs at Safeway, man, that isn't ri-i-ght
Hey Kev, can your boys come and shovel me out tonight?

Kevin Sheehan, what's that in the sky?
Don't tell me 'bout a blizzard, 'cause I just might lose my mind
Kevin Sheehan, what's that in the sky?
Will I need a team of sled dogs to get home from PTI?
Please tell me...what's the radar showing?
What's the wind chill blowing?
And can the Terps keep winning?

Sheehan, what's that in the sky?
Don't tell me 'bout a blizzard, 'cause I just might lose my mind
Kevin Sheehan, what's that in the sky?
Will I need a team of sled dogs to get home from PTI?
Please tell me...what's the radar showing?
What's the wind chill blowing?
And can the Terps keep winning?

NAM, NAM-NAM, NAM, NAM, NAM-NAM, NAM, NAM, NAM-NAM, NAM, NAM, NAM-NAM

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    For the record, this is great! I think you have a shot just because Tony now knows who you are due to your jingle and email writing. Vocals don't matter that much really, and these are fine. Only problem you may have is that it is so long. Any way to edit it down a bit? Have to admit I was not familiar with this Bowie tune either.
    3537 days ago.
  • ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
    For what it's worth, I haven't sent it in, and I'm not sold on my vocal getting on the air. If any of the regulars wants to take a run, let me know.
    3537 days ago.