Lyrics

"Orange Man" to the tune of STARMAN (Bowie)

He once did radio, he's still on TV-eee-eee
He once wrote columns we all liked to re-e-ead
Some cat named Raju he was, not fond of him so "You're Fired" he said...

He landed on his feet he still gets pa-a-aid
He has 3 emmys, he never stays up la-ate
Some call him TK, Mister Tony or even Satch.....

There's an Orange Man, yakking on his pod
He's rich but asks for free stuff, and no one thinks it's odd
There's an Orange Man, hosting PTI
He'd like your invitation, but you know he won't stop by

Inheritance?
Chatter helped him lose it
Now the kids can't use it
now he'll work ‘til 90!

By Joe Aro

Parody of "STARMAN" by DAVID BOWIE