Lyrics

As ever, the immortal Stat Girl brings this one to life. Thanks, Kj!

Hockey talk keep talkin hockey talk!
Kornheiser hasn’t got a clue
Though he won’t rock the red
And no thought’s in his head
His pal Neil Greenberg just might come through

Hockey talk keep talkin hockey talk!
No grandpa that guy isn’t Bobby Orr!!
The Littles beg you please
No more segments like these
As all your ratings plummet through the floor


From Rodgers and Hammerstein's "South Pacific!"