Lyrics

If you drive to Bethesda
You'll need a place to park
But things get pretty messed up
Without a credit card

It's times like this you realize
That he's really old
You won't believe his stories
On this stinking show

He's got the NAM and the Euro
Straight off of Weather.com
Sheehan's forecast makes you worry
When he gives tips like Phil's Mom

No need to follow Kierein
When the cold wind blows
You won't believe his stories
On this stinking show

After Tom Waits's "Way Down in the Hole" (as performed by The Blind Boys of Alabama)