Lyrics

Just start him up and he can’t keep calm
He prattles on about his mail at the Palm
It’s self-indulgent so he think it’s gold
Their playin’ old guy radio

I wouldn’t tune in for his insights on the Caps
He fears free agency will punish the Nats
You keep Bob Ryan and his funky old phone!
I like that old guy radio

Still like that old guy radio
Those Subway sandwiches just never get old
All bets are off if it’s a Thursday show
So give us old guy radio

After Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock & Roll"