Lyrics

Please stay on air Mr Kornheiser
Mervis sure loves sponsoring your show (wo wo wo)
Maybe make a change Mr Kornheiser
Kevin’s sure not carrying his load
(no no no. . . no no no)

The weasels like to drag things out for reasons of their own
Maybe they’re just tired of all the bagels
Listen up, it might be time to take decisive steps
Browse About is surely nearer than you think

What do you say Mr Kornheiser
The Littles turn attentive ears your way (hey hey hey)
Still more complaints Mr Kornheiser
Can’t wait to hear just what’s stuck in your craw
(blah blah blah... blah blah blah)


Parody of Simon & Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson"