Lyrics

Written by Brad Weiss, as sung by Babs Ohnstad and Mervis Diamond

There's no bacon sandwich
You won't buy a painting

Don't show me up each day on the show
When we get to the songs
On Old Guy Radio

I remember when

You wore that coat in Norway
Wrote a funny ballad
Now there's no drunken bandwagon rides

I'm gonna name that tune
And you can eat it when I'm right!

Well I don't have a chance
When you're hogging the mic

You don't call me Nancy anymore . . .