Lyrics

Well have you heard Kevin Sheehan?
The most incompetent of news reading men
As a weather forecaster
He has many detractors
He should probably stick to Redskins at 1.

His Under Armour is especially taut
He likes to laugh at sad and deadly assaults
When his kids get the word
To get the snow off your curb
You better have a good supply of rock salt

Abbey Road, side 2 continues with a parody of The Beatles, "Polythene Pam"