Lyrics

The lyrics are by John Fitzpatrick and me. John Fitzpatrick sings it.

I get excited when he's on my TV screen
(He) first heard the Rolling Stones in two thousand thirteen
He gets pissed off on air and he is no show pony
The best part of the show is when he says "No, Tony."

He called when RGIII would have his first concussion
Plus he likes jazz and other things that Tony's crushin'.
Nobody sends him swag and I don't think that right
You're my amigo David Aldridge, let's not fiiiiiiiiight.

Jeanne and Torie from the chick chair give Tone flack
DA has his chair too and its the one ….um, with a high back?
He doesn’t care if Strasburg’s nice or he’s a jerk
He likes to remind Tone what it’s like to still work

Went to American, and he is from DC
He groans out loud when Tony begs for junk for free
Here comes the emails and the faxes and the notes
When Tony reads them David laughs at all the jokes!!!