Lyrics

Song: to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion"
Why?: F*** you, that's why. Now shaddap and drink your long-neck, Sparky.

[E-mail time
Please read mine]

Lots of e-mail sayin’ I’m a big star
Got a closet full of golf tees and kind bars
But most of you write in just to call me a dope
And those are great too so here’s more for you folks

It’s Ten to Eleven better put on a song
There’s one by Fitzpatrick but it’s six minutes long
Reachin’ stubby fingers in a mail and notes sack
Readin’ how the Littles are all sick of my yak.