Lyrics

*** Special salutations and hosannahs to Jason for making this sound so good. The dude is frikkin' Geppetto, honestly; he can turn any block of wood into a living, breathing jingle.

*** Yeah, it was a Google SUV that hit a bus, but hey -- creative license. And by "creative license" I mean "I stole someone else's song that happened to have a bus in it." God bless America.


Every day I'm killing you
Look out its the Google Bus
See pedestrians and take out a few
Oh no its the Google Bus
I'm a robot I don't cry or smile
Oh no its the Google Bus
But I can chase your grandma for another mile
Good lord! The Google Bus!
I thank you Bezos for a-lettin' me steer
Look out the Google Bus
I crash cars without drinking beer
Oh no the Google Bus
When no-one's drivin' who can you trust
Look out the Google Bus
Come bet your life on the Google Bus

Vroooooom....