Lyrics

To "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass

There’s a hole in our broadcast day
That used to house our friend TK
But he made it clear, he wouldn’t stay
To haunt the Browse-About

There’s a host with an A.M. show
That all the Littles used to know
The weasels gave him the oar to row
But it’s just not the same

The Weasels said, “Andy, do a fine show
[An okay show]
“A team player, you would be
[Not a great show]
“And stop by and pick up your paycheck at Window 3”

All Summer long the Littles tried to listen to Andy’s stories
But the ratings could only take a dive, all sports just left them snoring
But Andy always was a pro, he tap-danced for Tony’s fans
A second banana should understand

Contract signed, Tony’s back you see
And Andy’s back on 570
All his clothing is discounted or free
Nice Job outta you

The Littles said, “Andy it’s a fine show
[An okay show]
“It’d do well from 1-3
[Not a great show]
“but now, it’s time for Grandpa to proceed”