Lyrics

He's a relic and complainer
likes free parking and ice cream
He's a quasi entertainer
who loves to hear the Mailbag Themes

He's got a problem crossing bridges
Never sees a final score
He never finishes a movie
He needs to find that exit door

Summer comes and the radio show he ditches
but at least we don't have to deal with the sonsabitches

He'll tell you how he toasts his steaks
when he comes back from Summer break
He's too old to go stand in line
we find this stuff amusing
The only time that he feels fine
is when he's JOHNNY WALKER BLUES-ING
HE'S A BALD, ORANGE MAN!

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of NEW WORLD MAN by RUSH