Lyrics

Well I'm sitting here in Annandale
and I'm trying to write a song about mail
but it's hard when all the jokes have been told
"Tony is bald"
"Tony is old"

So I'll just sing about some faxes and notes
and how he's gonna read 'em for all you folks
or I could talk about Joseph Bank's 10-for-1 suits
What could go wrong?

And I'm listening from Annandale
but this episode is 3 days stale
And the sales weasels crawled awaaaaaaaay
Hey hey hey

A parody of Billy Joel, "Allentown"