Lyrics

Some people call him Tony Porthouser
some call him a bald orange man
some folks see him at the Safeway darlin'
and at the checkout, he'll get accosted by a Moosecan

People keep talkin' about Mister Tony
Say Narasetti did him wrong, Raju did him wrong
and they'll send him coffee ice cream when he asks
and the Littles sing about it in their Mailbag songs....

'Cause he's a begger, he's a talker
he's a whiner, a window hawker
he needs good drugs so he can fly
He's got your emails, he's got your notes
He's got some faxes, for all you folks
he'll read a few, then say goodbye
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of THE JOKER/STEVE MILLER BAND