Abracadaver (An Ode to Florida Man Friday)

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A parody of a song by Steve Miller Band.
Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 03/15/2017  Released: 03/15/2017  First aired: 03/24/2017

Lyrics

He jumps out, the truck slows down
40 MPH when he hit the ground
Grim Reaper chose to foreclose
That’s how life in Florida goes

Every time flakka’s obtained
A tree-f**ker bursts into flames
Thought he’d light his farts on fire
Okeechobee’s newest human pyre

Abra abracadaver
Florida Man Friday coming atcha
Abra Abracadaver
Abracadaver

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Yeah I think this gets on the Lawyer Playlist!!! So good.
    2783 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    TK loves TIRB and hates Steve Miller - THAT is a recipe for airtime and in-studio love. Great.
    2786 days ago.
  • Ed Butt
    Outstanding!
    2789 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    I'm with Brad. Silly is good. It's Friday and I'm in Florida. A little concerned.
    2790 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I like the silly ones.
    2791 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Deadly good.
    2791 days ago.

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