Lyrics

"Great Balls Of Fire"

He coached DBs that he just couldn’t train
Almost no picks drives a fan insane
No more good will, this ain’t no drill
Goodness gracious Jim Haslett’s fired

You earned a bunch of this owner’s money
But your secondary ain’t supposed to be funny
Jay changed his mind, you’re left behind
I believe I had that! Jim Haslett’s fired

You blitzed ‘em baby, oooh, it didn’t go so good
I know Jimmy, your cover zero’s just misunderstood
Don’t whine, we’re not blind, it’s true you coached the world’s worst D line line line line

The job entails that you coach up these bums
It didn’t work so your time here is done
So long, goodbye, you’re a great guy
Goodness gracious the great Haz is fired

A not-so-happy new years jingle for the dear, departed Haz, We hardly knew ye.
A parody in the style of Jerry Lee Lewis