Lyrics

Another gem written by Bill B from Columbus, OH

The Old Man Is A Grump

He goes to parties but
doesn’t stay late
If he’s there by Seven
he’s leaving by Eight
He’s writing a book
about people he hates
That’s why the old man is a grump

Drives anywhere
starts at PTI
He hates the Bay Bridge
always closes his eyes
Doesn’t like flying
Wilbon not surprised
That’s why the old man is a grump

He likes the wind, but, he’s got no hair
He doesn’t care
He’s rich
life’s a bitch
Goes to John Connor ‘cause he hates to pump
That’s why the old man is a grump

A parody of "The Lady is a Tramp" in the style of Frank Sinatra