Lyrics

Start readin’ the news, Kev’s leavin' today
He wants to have a radio show
With Chris Coolaaaaay

Scott Linn’s good so far, he’s doing his best
But does he laugh at dead people
Or know the GFS?

Kev wants to wake up at 4 AM for his new show
And find that Tony’s been up since
Two hours ago

Who’s gonna tell me the news I need to know?
Like about the man from Florida
Or front magic snow
Whether it’s a chimp loose in Japan, or Kev just reading the NAM
We’ll miss you Kev, We’ll miss you Kev
He’s DEAD TOOOOO USSSSS
He’s willing to give up calls with Carville and Tony’s show
To do four hours a day, of Redskins news
No more dead people, no more winter weatherrrrr

His time’s almost upppppp, Nigel’s touching his shoulder
He’s gonna make a brand new start of it
Like RGIII
He was our Walter Cronkite, our Under Armour-wearing white knight
Now just get out, You’re dead to ussssssss, to ussssssss