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I was in my car listening to the podcast
When I heard something and I was aghast
It was Howard Fineman talking on Mr. Tony's show
Letting all us Littles know

This election’s nuts. Donald Trump’s putting up a fight
He’s such a putz. But he’s adored by the alt right
What can he say to make those voters go away
Before it’s time to vote on Election Day?

He brags about assault on a bus with Billy Bush
He’s walked in on pageant queens so he can see their tush
He made fun of a reporter with a disability
And now he wants this country’s greatest responsibility?

Then there’s Hillary. She just can’t get out of her own way
What’s with these emails? There are new ones coming out every day
She’s up in polls. But there are still some weeks to go
Who the hell knows? Fineman will tell us on Mr. Tony’s show