Lyrics

I was in my car listening to the podcast
When I heard something and I was aghast
It was Howard Fineman talking on Mr. Tony's show
Letting all us Littles know

The world is bad. ISIS is putting up a fight
It's not a fad. They're killing people left and right
It's just too much. Ebola ain't goin away
Watch what you touch. We can all get infected today!

From his radio studio just North of DC
To the PTI studio where he does a show for TV
Mr. Tony tells everyone to run for their life
Cause Howard Fineman tells him of war and strife

He brings the facts. The Secret Service is wearing us thin
They're really lax, they tell everyone, hey come on in
Don't bring your axe, in case the dogs are awake
Howard brings the facts. We think he's great!