Lyrics

Dear surly Mr. Tony
we sent you lots of notes
We sure hope that you read 'em
for all the folks
You asked us for some tribute
liquor and Kind Bars
But golly moses, this time you've gone to far!

Right, Dear Mr. Tony, you've done it again
you asked for free CDs (!!!) when you could shell out a 10
It ain't just a question of asking for swag
you've sold out the mailbag!

Mailbag, mailbag, Tony's mailbag, like it's Mr. Tony's mailbag

A parody of West Side Story, "Gee, Officer Krupke"