Lyrics

PILOTS:
Where's Tony?
Tony don't come around no more
Easy, Captain, Tony & I flew to San Fran together
Yeah, and I flew him to L.A.
Eh, it's like he forgot all about us when he bought that jet!
Who would anyone wanna take a jet when you can go commercial??

JAMES
Who needs a jet
when you've got a whole crew
hanging on every word
and worshipping you

Who needs a jet
when you really don’t care
about dining or bathing
six miles up in the air?

So pick up the phone
We’ll send a driver if you want it
Stick with us, Tone
We welcome all your drama
you prima donna

And we’ll take turns
each one holding your hand
as we map out your course
on the pilot's iPad
Forget the jet
Fly United!!!!

A parody of West Side Story, “Jet Song"